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Order at your peril

Three menus, fifty seven dishes, zero intention of leaving you indifferent. Prices are honest, allergens are listed, surprises are guaranteed.

Our full tasting assault, written as a play in fourteen acts and served to the whole table at once. The running order is rewritten between lunch and dinner, and sometimes between courses, so no two nights hold the same script. You are not ordering a menu, you are agreeing to a plot you cannot see coming.

Signature tasting, one sitting, no negotiating Fourteen acts, 215 euros

Acto I

Opening salvos

Loud, small, and built to wake up a palate that thought it knew what was coming.

Dumpling that bites backel mordisco

included

A glassy steamed pocket hiding a fermented chilli oil with a genuine attitude problem. Sweet hello, furious goodbye.

  • gluten
  • soy
  • sesame

Olive that liedla aceituna mentirosa

included

A spherified manzanilla olive that bursts into warm sherry and anchovy, looking nothing like it tastes.

  • fish
  • sulphites

Gilda with a record

included

The classic Basque skewer turned up loud, with guindilla, smoked anchovy, and a pickle brine that snaps.

  • fish
  • sulphites

Pan con tomate, deconstructed and rebuilt

included

Crisp tomato glass, frozen tomato water, garlic air, and a drift of olive oil snow over toasted brioche.

  • gluten
  • dairy
Acto II

The sea throws a tantrum

Cold, raw, and faintly hostile. The Atlantic and the Mediterranean, arguing on one plate.

Oyster wearing sunglassesla ostra de incognito

included

Cold Galician oyster under a green apple snow and a flick of wasabi so bright it counts as a personality.

  • shellfish

Sea urchin discoel erizo discoteca

included

Urchin, cured egg yolk, and a black garlic caramel that flashes between salty and sweet like a strobe light.

  • shellfish
  • egg
  • soy

Scallop caught off guard

included

Raw day boat scallop, yuzu, and a green chilli granita that arrives colder and ruder than anyone ordered.

  • shellfish

Red prawn from Denia, barely touched

included

A single sweet carabinero warmed for nine seconds, dressed in its own roe and a drop of fermented lime.

  • shellfish
Acto III

Earth, on fire

The middle of the riot. The grill takes over and the plates grow teeth.

Tomato in a bad moodel tomate enfadado

included

Heritage tomato roasted hard, draped in burnt chilli oil and a sharp cultured cream that talks back.

  • dairy

Corn that went to art school

included

Sweet corn charred until it brags about it, brown butter, and a lime leaf oil that paints the whole bowl green.

  • dairy

Mushroom in a leather jacket

included

King oyster mushroom grilled black, glazed in soy and pedro ximenez, smug and dripping.

  • soy
  • sulphites
  • alcohol

Rice that started a fightel arroz peleon

included

Koji rice cooked in shellfish stock, finished with a fermented lime that picks an argument with everything around it.

  • shellfish
Acto IV

The famous flying pig

The course people photograph, then finish before the photo loads. Yes, it arrives mid flight.

The pig that learned to flyel cerdo volador

included

Suckling pig glazed and suspended over a slick of fermented chilli that hums for an hour after you finish it.

  • soy
  • sesame

Beef that skipped etiquette school

included

Charred short rib, kimchi butter, and a smoked honey that drips onto the plate and refuses to apologise.

  • dairy
  • soy

Turbot in a leather jacket

included

Line caught turbot lacquered in soy and chilli, crackling at the edges, soft and smug in the middle.

  • fish
  • soy
Acto V

Sweet mutiny

Where sugar misbehaves. Sour, salt, smoke, and heat smuggled into pudding.

Pudding with a temperel postre con genio

included

Burnt white chocolate, raspberry that veers sour, and a pink peppercorn that sneaks up on the back of the throat.

  • dairy
  • soy

Flan that joined a gang

included

Classic Spanish flan spiked with smoked caramel and a chilli salt that makes the second spoon braver than the first.

  • dairy
  • egg

Chocolate, mezcal, and bad decisions

included

Dark chocolate cremoso, mezcal gel, and a worm salt that is exactly as wrong as it sounds and exactly as good.

  • dairy
  • alcohol

Frozen rose, broken glass

included

Rose water ice cream under a shatter of raspberry sugar glass and a pinch of citric acid.

  • dairy
Allergen key
  • gluten Gluten
  • dairy Dairy
  • egg Egg
  • soy Soy
  • fish Fish
  • shellfish Shellfish
  • nuts Tree nuts
  • sesame Sesame
  • mustard Mustard
  • sulphites Sulphites
  • alcohol Alcohol

Dietary needs, allergies, or a sworn hatred of coriander: tell us when you book and we will plot around it.

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